Formula To Count Conditional Formats

I'm trying to count cells affected by conditional formatting and I need help tidying up my efforts so far.

The numeric values in my table are formatted if they exceed values in corresponding columns on other tables, indexed via Hack #75. The logic for each cell runs someting like this:

if cell is numeric
if column in (E, M, X, Y)
if (value <c1 or > c2)
highlight in blue
end
else ' columns not in (E, M, X, Y)
if (value > c1 or < c2)
highlight in red
end
end
end

My attempt to put together a formula for each cell appears to work, it looks like this for cell B3:
'=AND(ISNUMBER($B3),
OR(
AND(.....................